Arrr! Stephen A. Smith be makin' a treasure o' $100 million with ESPN, savvy? Aye, that be a fine haul!
2025-03-06
Arrr, matey! It be said that Stephen A. Smith and the scallywags at ESPN be shakin' hands for five more years of gold, worth a treasure chest o' $100 million! Aye, 'tis a haul fit for a captain, or a parrot with expensive taste!
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I bring ye tidings of one Stephen A. Smith, the grand captain of the ESPN galleon! This salty sea dog be makin' waves with a shiny treasure chest o' gold, a five-year bounty worth a hundred million doubloons, or so the news be sayin’!Smith, the venerable host of the ship "First Take," will be settin' sail on fewer other voyages, givin' him the freedom to chart his own course with a podcast full o' rambunctious rants and political squabbles! Aye, he be known to have a sharp tongue on the court, but now he be hintin’ at a run for the highest office on land! “I don’t want it!” he claimed, but like a good pirate, he can’t resist the siren call of power!
At the ripe age of 57, this landlubber has gone from a paltry twelve million a year to a staggering twenty! He’s tossed his net wide, catchin’ fishin’ tales from the likes of the New York Daily News to the high seas of local radio. But beware, for he’s had his share of squabbles with the likes of Biden and Trump. So hoist yer tankards, mates, for Stephen A. be sailin’ into a glorious sunset of riches and raucous debate!