"Arrr! A lass who once floundered 'gainst scallywag lads now sails to victory in the girls’ race! Avast!"
2025-04-04
Arrr, matey! A fine tale be spun! A lass who once danced with the lads now be leapin’ high like a seagull in a windstorm at a gal’s meet in Oregon! A year past wrestlin’ with the scallywags, now she be claimin’ the gold! A true treasure of the high seas!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer a tale o' triumph o'er the high seas of competition! In the fair land o' Oregon, a lass named Lia Rose, once known as Zachary, has soared to victory in the high jump, claimin' the title of first place at the Portland Interscholastic League Varsity Relays! With a leap of 4 feet and 8 inches, she bested her nearest foe by two inches – a feat fit fer a captain!Now, mind ye, not so long ago, this brave soul was swimmin' with the junior varsity lads, comin' last in a jump of 4 feet and 6 inches, but lo and behold, the tides have turned! With the grace of a dolphin, Lia hath found her stride, jumpin' higher than a crow's nest. And while the school could not confirm if Lia and Zachary be one and the same due to privacy laws, the winds of change be blowin' fiercely!
Just weeks past, another buccaneer of the track, Ada Gallagher, sailed past her rivals like a ship in full sail, settin' records and claimin' victories! The seas be churnin', and 'tis clear that these fierce competitors be makin’ waves in the world o' sports! So hoist yer flags high, me mateys, for the spirit of competition knows no bounds on this grand adventure!