Arrr, young Desmond Watson be aim’n to weigh more than a ship's anchor in the NFL draft, savvy?
2025-03-27
Arrr, matey! The football linemen be the mightiest of the crew, but lo! Former Florida defender Desmond Watson be a towering giant, a landlubber of unmatched brawn! Aye, he’s so big, I reckon even the Kraken be shakin’ in his boots! Har har har!
Arrr, gather ‘round me hearties! A jolly giant by the name of Desmond Watson, weighin’ in at a hefty 464 pounds, be strivin’ to make history at the Florida Gators’ NFL Pro Day, aye! If some scallywag of a franchise be pickin’ him next month, he’d be the heaviest to ever set sail in the NFL draft, ye see!The lad didn’t be chattin’ with the press after showin’ off his moves, but his mates sung his praises like a sea shanty, likin’ him to a “unicorn.” Fellow tackle Joey Slackman declared he be nimbler than a cat on a hot tin roof for a man of his size. Aye, he be a true footballer, that Desmond!
Lookin’ fit fer battle, Watson showed his strength at the Scouting Combine, pumpin’ iron and dashin’ through the 40-yard stretch like a cannonball. He’s a mighty big lad at 6-foot-6, with a frame that could house a whole crew! Coach Napier be sayin’ he’s a marvel of a man, and never missed a game in four seasons, rakin’ in 63 tackles and a handful of sacks. As the tide rolls in, we be hopin’ this gentle giant finds his ship in the draft seas! Arrr!