Arrr, matey! Golfin' legend John Daly's hand be patched up faster than a ship in a storm!
2025-01-14
Arrr! Captain John Daly be spillin' the beans on his Insta, sayin' he had a mighty battle with a scalpel! Fear not, me hearties, he’ll be swingin' his clubs again faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" Aye, hand or no hand, he’s still a jolly good sport!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round to hear the tale of one John Daly, a jolly golfer who be in need of a mendin'! Aye, the scallywag be havin' himself some emergency surgery on his hand, as he proclaimed from his hospital bed in Tampa, Florida. "Thank ye, Doc McClimans!" he bellowed, “I’ll be swingin’ me clubs again in a blink!”This swashbuckler o’ the greens, known for his colorful attire and the ever-present ciggy, be a fan favorite. Rumor has it he despises the briny deep, preferin’ to quench his thirst with a storm of Diet Cokes—up to twenty a day, I tell ye! Once a lad from the University of Arkansas, he turned pro in '87 and has since claimed five glorious PGA victories, includin’ both the PGA Championship in '91 and the British Open in '95.
With nearly $13 million in treasure earned, this hearty adventurer has even triumphed in international waters, claimin’ victories across the globe—from South Africa to Scotland! So, raise a tankard to John Daly, the pirate of the fairway, and wish him a swift recovery, for the greens be callin’ his name! Arrr!