The Booty Report

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Arrr! Dodgers and Blake Snell be makin’ a treasure pact o’ $182 million! Aye, what a jolly splash fer the season!

2024-11-26

Arrr! After a stormy squall o’ free agency last year, Blake Snell be settlin' his anchor with the Los Angeles Dodgers, who be throwin' gold like a drunken sailor! Avast, their treasure chest be emptier than a landlubber’s dreams!

Arrr matey! The scallywags known as the Los Angeles Dodgers be plunderin’ the treasure chests yet again, even after hoistin' the World Series flag last year!

They've just shackled the fine arm of Blake Snell to a five-year deal worth a whopping $182 million doubloons! Aye, and the scuttlebutt claims some of that gold be deferred, as if they be hidin’ it in Davy Jones’ locker!

Last year, they tossed over a billion pieces of eight in contracts, and now they be makin’ the first splash of the offseason, not even a month after their grand victory! Snell had a rocky start to the season, but by the end, he was strikin’ out batters like a true sea dog, boastin’ a 1.23 ERA.

With Roki Sasaki eyeing a berth in their crew and the legendary Clayton Kershaw likely stickin’ around, these Dodgers be ready to sail into more victorious waters! Snell may be turnin' 32 soon, but with their treasure galore, they can afford to take a wee risk. Hold onto yer hats, for this be just the start of their swashbucklin’ spree!

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