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Arrr! Kirk Cousins be parleyin’ with Captain Trump in the grand White House, a right jolly meetin’ it be!

2025-03-07

Arrr, matey! On a fine Friday, Captain Trump and the swashbucklin' Kirk Cousins of the Falcons did cross paths in the grand Oval Office. They struck a pose, flashin' smiles like two treasure-hunters spottin' gold! A memory to last longer than a bottle o' rum!

Arrr mateys, gather 'round fer a tale o' the gridiron and the high seas of politics! It be a grand day when the valiant quarterback, Kirk Cousins, of the Atlanta Falcons, found himself rubbin' elbows with none other than President Donald Trump in the Oval Office, aye! The photo they snapped, with Cousins sportin’ the number 18 and Trump bein’ the 47th captain of this ship called America, be spreadin’ like wildfire on the social seas of the internet!

Decked out in a sharp navy suit and a tie as bright as a treasure map, Trump greeted Cousins, who recently swapped his pirate ship—the Minnesota Vikings—for the Falcons. Their camaraderie be rooted deep, with Trump ringin' up Cousins after a grand victory over the Giants in 2019, celebratin' like true mates do! But a storm brews ahead in the realm of football, as ol’ Cousins faces a new challenge with the rise of rookie Michael Penix Jr. on the horizon.

With a hefty bounty of $180 million clinkin’ in his pocket, Cousins' future be uncertain, but the winds be blowin’ in the Falcons’ favor. Will he sail smoothly, or be cast adrift? Keep yer spyglasses tuned, for this be a saga worth watchin’ in the 2025 season, savvy?

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