Arrr, Scottie Scheffler be missin' his second tourney, cursed by a wretched hand injury! Blimey, what a scallywag!
2025-01-07
Arrr, me hearties! The top swashbuckler o’ the greens, Scottie Scheffler, be missin’ his second tournament! Aye, he be stricken with a rogue hand injury whilst tryin’ to whip up a feast fer Christmas. Blimey! Who knew cookin’ could be so treacherous? Avast, matey!
Ahoy, me hearties! It be a tale of woe for the famed golfer, Scottie Scheffler, who be missin’ yet another tournament, this time the American Express, due to a pesky injury! Aye, ye heard it right, this scallywag be layin' low after a wee mishap where he punctured his paw on a shard o’ glass whilst preparin' a Christmas feast fit for a captain!At the tender age of 28, this lad, ranked as the world’s finest, be takin' a break to mend his hand. He missed the grand opener of the PGA Tour in Hawaii, a big ol’ shindig where he could have basked in the sun and swung at them little white balls.
In his own words, Scottie declared on the 'gram, “I be sittin’ this one out to let me hand heal proper.” With hopes high, he plans to return to the field at the AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am, which be startin’ on January 30. This pirate’s had a bonny year, winnin' seven titles and claimin' gold in the Olympics. He’s amassed more treasure than a drunken sailor on shore leave, makin’ $54 million last season! So, we raise a mug o’ grog for our injured matey, may he return to swingin’ clubs and takin’ names soon!