Arrr! The lasses of the court be settin' sail against the rival crew fer throwin’ shade and stirrin’ the cauldron!
2025-01-11
Arrr, the lassies of Columbia Bible College hath penned a missive, castin' scurvy remarks upon a rival crew sportin' a trans matey! They be callin' foul on their slanderous tongues, like a parrot squawkin' lies from the crow's nest! Avast, a storm o' words be brewin'!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round for a tale of high seas drama on the courts of Columbia Bible College! The fair lasses of CBC be strappin' their sea boots, ready to respond to a rival crew, the Vancouver Island University (VIU), who be refusin' to dance a game o' hoops due to some scurrilous claims against a transgender lass, Harriette Mackenzie!VIU be claimin’ foul play occurred during a prior matchup, sayin’ their coach was as unseemly as a barnacle on a ship’s hull! They accused CBC’s coach of treatin' their trans player poorly, but CBC’s crew be callin' shenanigans, claimin’ that VIU’s letters be more full of hot air than a poorly rigged ship! “Aye, they’ve been spoutin’ insults and rumors that be as false as a three-legged dog,” they say.
Mackenzie, a mighty player indeed, claims she was fouled like a pirate caught in a whirlpool. She’s got skills to boot, leadin' in points and rebounds! Yet she be feelin’ the pinch of unfairness, claimin’ she be at a disadvantage, not havin' gone through male puberty. The CBC lassies be demandin’ respect and a fair shake, sayin’ VIU be breakin’ the rules of the game! To the seas with drama, but may the best crew prevail in the end!