Arrr! Trevor's matey be payin' a price fer givin' Azeez a whack after a foul play! Avast, what a scallywag!
2024-12-07
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at the NFL be takin' 11,255 doubloons from our fine fellow Evan Engram! ‘Twas for bein’ a wee bit too rough on our brave captain, Trevor Lawrence. Aye, he hit harder than a cannon blast, but he be payin’ the price now! Har har har!
Arrr, gather ye round, me hearties, for a tale of gridiron mischief on the high seas of the NFL! The Jacksonville Jaguars be finein' their tight end, Evan Engram, a hefty sum of 11,255 doubloons fer retaliatin' against the scallywag Azeez Al-Shaair of the Houston Texans. This foul fiend delivered a hit so dirty it sent their captain, Trevor Lawrence, to the injured reserve, where he be restin’ after his second concussion!Engram, in a fit of righteous fury, charged at Al-Shaair like a cannonball, 'tis true! "It were a dirty hit!" he declared, standin’ up for his matey. Aye, but while Engram be payin’ the price, Al-Shaair be sittin' out three games, his bounty taken without pay, fer stirrin’ up trouble like a stormy sea.
Now, Texans coach DeMeco Ryans be blamin’ the Jags fer overreactin’, sayin’ all this fuss be unnecessary. But Jaguars captain Doug Pederson be defendin’ his crew, swearin’ they ain’t out fer blood, just tryin’ to play the game fair and square. Al-Shaair, after bein’ docked his suspension, even tried to play the villain, postin’ a cryptic message on the 'gram. What a ruckus on the turf, me mateys! Let’s see how this saga unfolds on the morrow of battles yet to come! Arrr!