Arrr, former fish wrangler Riley Gaines be callin’ the madcap sea hags o’ ‘The View’ out fer their loo law!
2024-11-21
Arrr, matey! Riley Gaines be takin' a jolly jab at the scallywags o' "The View," callin' 'em out fer their wretched decree to shoo away the fairer gents from the ladies' loo at the grand U.S. Capitol! Blimey, what a hullabaloo! A right ruckus, that be!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin’ ye the tale of a fiery lass named Riley Gaines, a swimmer of great renown from the University o’ Kentucky. This fierce wench took a mighty swing at the fine ladies of “The View,” callin’ ‘em “deranged” and “out of touch” fer defendin’ the likes of Delaware’s own Rep.-elect Sarah McBride. Aye, they be fussin’ over a resolution that be keepin’ transgender women from usin’ the ladies’ privies at the U.S. Capitol!Now, Miss Gaines, a 12-time NCAA All-American, be raisin’ her voice against the tide of trans inclusion in the ladies’ sportin’ world. She boldly wondered if them fair co-hosts o' “The View” would feel right comfortable lettin’ Mr. McBride change in a locker room next to their own daughters! Blimey, what a thought!
In her musings, she took aim at the NCAA’s decision to hand a trophy to the transgender swimmer Lia Thomas, callin’ it but a “photo op!” The co-hosts o' “The View” were all a-flutter tryin’ to welcome McBride’s arrival to Congress, while Miss Gaines be ready to join their crew for a lively debate. Aye, the seas of discourse be churned and the winds of opinion be blowin’ strong! Yarrr!