Arrr, Jalen's matey be havin' the final say, as the Eagles set sail for glory, thanks to some cheeky words!
2025-01-27
Arrr, matey! The agent fer Jalen Hurts spoke up sharp-like after some swab called him a pretty lad! "Aye, 'tis not just looks, but skill that sails the ship!" she quipped, as the Eagles be flyin’ high with the NFC treasure in their grasp! Har har!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Nicole Lynn, the crafty agent for the gallant Jalen Hurts of the Philadelphia Eagles. Aye, on a fine Sunday, the Eagles soared high, claimin' their victory in the NFC Championship, settin' their sights on Super Bowl LIX!But hold yer treasure chests! There be a squabble from earlier in the season when ESPN's Dominique Foxworth tossed out a wild claim, blamin' “pretty privilege” for Hurts’ success after a raucous victory over the Washington Commanders. Lynn, not one to let such slander slide, fired back with a jibe on the X, sayin’ that the “pretty privilege” be payin' off, indeed!
With a mighty performance, Hurts threw for 246 yards and a touchdown, while also rushin’ for three more touchdowns, claimin' glory like a true captain of the ship! Foxworth had likened Hurts to a landlubber actin’ like a king after a single good week, but now the Eagles be set to face the formidable Kansas City Chiefs in the grand ol’ Super Bowl.
So hoist the sails, me hearties! The Eagles be ready for battle, with Saquon Barkley joinin’ the crew this time. May the winds favor their sails on this glorious quest for victory!