Arrr, Martina be takin' a jab at Captain Newsom over his jolly policies for those swashbucklin' trans-athletes!
2025-02-27
Arrr, matey! Tennis queen Martina be takin' a mighty swing at Governor Newsom o' California, jabbin' at his odd rules fer lassies in sports. Seems the winds o' change be blowin’ funny on the high seas o' athletics, aye!
Avast ye scallywags! Word from the high seas of sports be that the fair lady of tennis, Martina Navratilova, be takin’ aim at the landlubber Governor of California, Gavin Newsom. She be riled up over the matter of trans folk joinin’ the lassies in their athletic pursuits, and a triple-jump record bein’ shattered in their midst has sparked quite the hullabaloo!Aye, it seems California is sailin’ against the wind of President Trump’s decree, which keeps biological lads out of the lassies’ contests. Navratilova, known for her fierce defense of fair play, be callin’ out the governor on the social ship known as X, sayin’, “This be not ok!!!” She claims it be more regressive than a barnacle on a ship’s hull!
The California Interscholastic Federation and a few other states be stickin’ to their guns, allowin’ trans athletes to compete among the womenfolk. But ye best believe, Attorney General Pam Bondi be warnin’ these states that the Justice Department be comin’ for ‘em if they don’t heed the call of federal law. They be ready to unleash the legal kraken if necessary, defendin’ the rightful place of women in the sporting seas!
Yarrr, it be a wild ride on the waves of debate, and the winds be blowin’ strong in the world of women’s sports! So keep yer eye on the horizon, mateys, for this battle be far from over!