Arrr, Ryan McCormick be sealin' his gob with tape, lest the fury of a stormy sea escape!
2025-04-05
Arrr, matey! Ryan McCormick be havin’ a rough voyage on the Korn Ferry seas this year! On Friday, he pulled a trick from Davy Jones’ locker to tame his tempestuous heart whilst swingin’ the clubs. Aye, even pirates need a wee bit o' help to keep their cool!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the high seas o' golf where our matey, Ryan McCormick, be a-tryin' to tame the fury that rises within! Aye, this lad found himself in a pickle during the Club Car Championship, where his temper be as wild as a tempest on the open ocean.With the fury o' a kraken, McCormick, wise in the ways of the Korn Ferry Tour, decided to seal his lips shut with tape—an unconventional method, indeed! "I’ve tried many a thing," he be sayin' with a hearty chuckle, "but today, I figured I’d just shush meself!" This be a strategy worthy of a pirate’s ingenuity!
But the lad found himself in quite a bind, as communicatin' with his caddie became a right challenge. Instead of shoutin' like a banshee, he resorted to writin' notes with a quill and paper, pointin' like a lost sailor tryin' to find land! Alas, despite his efforts, the winds were not in his favor, and he shot a 72, missin' the cut by mere strokes.
So, mateys, let this be a lesson: even a pirate knows that sometimes, the sea of golf be treacherous, and not all battles be won with tape or quill! Yarrr!