C.J. Stroud be sayin', "Arrr! Fans be free to squawk, but their boos ain't weighin' down me heart, matey!"
2024-12-26
Arrr, matey! C.J. Stroud, the fearless captain of the Texans, be not pointin' a finger at the scallywags booing after their pitiful defeat to the Ravens, 31-2, on Christmas Day! Aye, even the fiercest crew be shiverin' their timbers after such a jolly good thrashin’!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the Houston Texans, who faced the fearsome Baltimore Ravens on Christmas Day, only to be plundered 31-2! The scallywags at NRG Stadium let their disdain fly like cannonballs, booing louder than a ship’s crew in mutiny!Quarterback C.J. Stroud, bless his soul, took the blame for this treacherous defeat, saying it be one of his worst battles on the gridiron. He admitted to comin’ out flatter than a deck after a storm! “Terrible on my behalf,” he lamented, sounding as remorseful as a sailor who lost his compass at sea.
When the rowdy crowd's jeers reached his ears, Stroud understood their anger, claiming, “People be entitled to their opinions!” Aye, those fans care, and they be ready to unleash their tempestuous feelings like a wild squall! Yet, the young lad vowed to rise from the depths of this defeat, stating he be eager to tell the tale of this day, once he sails to success!
With their only points comin' from a safety—akin to a ship barely stayin' afloat—the Texans now set their sights on the Tennessee Titans, hopin’ to find fair winds before the playoffs. Pirates be watchin’ closely! Arrr!