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Arrr, Notre Dame's backup must don the captain's hat in the Orange Bowl, as poor Riley's leg be kraken'd!

2025-01-09

Arrr, matey! The gallant captain of Notre Dame’s gridiron crew, Riley Leonard, done sailed off the field in the first half o' the grand playoff showdown! Now he be under the watchful eye o' the ship's doc fer a wee injury. Avast, hope he be fit fer more swashbucklin'!

Ahoy, me hearties! The brave souls o' the Notre Dame crew be faced with a mighty challenge this day! With the winds howlin' and the stakes high, their fearless captain, one Riley Leonard, found himself takin' a tumble in the first half of the Orange Bowl clash against them scallywags from Penn State.

As fate would have it, Riley be stricken by a foul blow from the enemy, and off he sailed into the medical tent, leavin' the ship in the capable hands of backup matey, Steve Angeli. With the score leanin' toward the foe, Angeli took the helm and guided the crew to a field goal, trimmin' the lead to a mere 10-3 as the first half drew to a close.

Before his misfortune, Leonard had thrown a handful o' passes, makin' six of 'em count for 63 yards, though one did find its way into the hands of the rival crew. Fear not, for the tale takes a turn—our brave captain returned to the fray in the second half, ready to seize victory! So hoist the flags and steady yer sails, for this be a fine adventure in the realms of college football! Arrr!

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