Aye, matey! The Eagles be settin' sail to meet the Trumpster at his fancy ship, the White House! Arrr!
2025-03-11
Arrr, matey! On the 28th of April, the Philadelphia Eagles shall sail to the White House, where they be toastin' their grand victory over the Kansas City scallywags! Aye, even the captain o' the land, President Trump, be joinin' the ruckus. Hoist the rum and let the merriment commence!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the Philadelphia Eagles, who be settin' sail to the grand White House to do a jig with President Donald Trump on the 28th day of April, arrr! This be a celebratory romp for their Super Bowl conquest, where they bested the Kansas City Chiefs in a raucous affair!Now, this be a curious turn of events, as ye may recall the last time, when Trump yanked the ol' invite quicker than a scallywag at a tavern brawl, due to some of the crew not wishing to attend. But fear not, for this time, the mighty Eagles have accepted with great cheer, and the White House press secretary, the fair Karoline Leavitt, made it clear there be no fake news this time about invitations bein’ sent. Aye, it be all above board!
Our captain of the Eagles, Lane Johnson, said it be a team decision, and after their valiant victory, they be ready to hoist a mug with the President. Trump himself was present at the grand event and declared it a performance worthy of such a visit. So, mark yer calendars, me hearties, for April 28th shall be a day of feasting and revelry in the land of politics, as the Eagles flap their wings in the nation's capital!