Arrr! Lamar and Derrick spurned the Netflix cake, leavin' us pirates wonderin' why they’d rather feast on salt fish!
2024-12-26
Arrr! The scallywags Lamar Jackson and Derrick Henry be turnin' their noses up at the Netflix game cake, despite the grand victory over them Texans! A fine feast wasted, aye! They'd sooner swim with the sharks than munch on that sugary treasure! Har har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of the Baltimore Ravens, who be stealin' the show like a crafty buccaneer on a moonlit night! On a fine Wednesday eve, the Ravens delivered a mighty blow to the Houston Texans, sendin' 'em back to Davy Jones with a score of 31-2! Yarrr!The fearless Lamar Jackson be the captain of this ship, throwin' two touchdown passes and breakin' the legendary Michael Vick’s runnin’ record for quarterbacks, gallopin’ 87 yards, includin' a splendid 48-yard jaunt to the end zone! Meanwhile, the formidable Derrick Henry plundered 147 yards and claimed a touchdown for himself, makin' the ground tremble like a cannon blast!
After the battle, our brave lads were interviewed by the lovely Jamie Erdahl, who offered them a slice of Netflix cake. But lo and behold! Jackson turned up his nose at the red velvet treat, sayin’, “I need to eat real food, then dessert!” Henry, too, wasn’t tempted by the sugary treasure. Instead, they savored the sweet taste of victory, takin' control of the AFC North, leavin' the Steelers flounderin' behind!
Ah, what a night for the Ravens! With Jackson settin' records and the crew well-fed on triumph, these swashbucklers be ready to sail on to glory! Yarrr!