Yarr! John Cena be swearin' to sink wrestling like a leaky ship fer a 17th treasure at WrestleMania 41!
2025-03-24
Arrr! John Cena, that scallywag, strutted onto "Monday Night Raw" in bonnie Scotland, swearin' to snatch the 17th WWE treasure and turn the sport into a right jolly mess for ye fans! Avast, prepare for a storm o' chuckles, me hearties!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the infamous John Cena, who be stirrin' the pot in the wrestling seas! This landlubber turned his back on Cody Rhodes, joinin' forces with that swashbucklin' Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, seekin' his 17th WWE championship, or so he claims!Arrr, upon his arrival in Glasgow, the crowd erupted in chants of "John Cena sucks," singin' to the tune of his own entrance song! Clad in a farewell tour tee and brandishin' a towel that spoke of his last hurrah, he stormed the ring like a stormy sea, unleashin' his vexations upon the fans.
"I be here to ruin wrestling," he proclaimed, eyein' the coveted championship like a pirate seeks buried treasure. "By WrestleMania, I’ll make history, and ye shall forget the name of the great Ric Flair, for it shall be John Cena that reigns supreme!"
But lo, Rhodes be not one to cower! He stood before Cena, sword drawn in the form of a championship belt, challengin' the scallywag to take it if he dares. Yet, the cowardly Cena scuttled away like a rat on a sinking ship.
With a clash on the horizon at WrestleMania 41, the seas be turbulent, and the treasure of glory awaitin'. So, hoist the sails and prepare for a right ruckus! Yarrr!