Arrr, Bruce Pearl be shoutin' fer Edan Alexander's freedom from them scallywag Hamas clutches! Let the lad sail free!
2025-03-23
Arrr, matey! Coach Bruce Pearl of the Auburn crew be raisin' a ruckus fer young Edan Alexander, stuck in the clutches o' them scallywags o' Hamas! He be callin' fer the lad's freedom on a Saturday night, as if he be tryin' to outsmart a kraken!
Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags! It be a tale of courage and ball playin' from the high seas of college hoops! Bruce Pearl, the captain o' the Auburn Tigers, be raisin' a ruckus for a brave lad named Edan Alexander, who be held captive by the scurvy dogs of Hamas in Gaza. Aye, after trouncin' the Creighton crew 82-70, Pearl took the stage, not just to gloat over victory, but to shine a light on Edan's plight, a 21-year-old soldier still languishin' in the clutches of those foul fiends.Hamas be parleyin' about settin' Edan free, along with the remains of four other poor souls, if Israel will agree to a ceasefire. Pearl, with the fervor of a pirate on a treasure hunt, declared that it be God’s grand design that the Tigers be savin' souls, and he implored the world to remember Edan! He cried out that Oct. 7 be a day of darkness for the Jewish folk, and that the chains of captivity be breakin' only when the hostages are freed.
So, let it be known, Pearl be not just a coach but a champion for those in need, condemn'n the dastardly acts of Hamas and callin' for justice. Aye, may the tides of fate turn in favor of Edan and the other captives!