"Arrr! Ex-captain Eberflus be sayin’ kind words after walkin' the plank from the Bears’ ship!"
2024-11-30
Arrr, mateys! The brave Captain Eberflus, once at the helm o' the Chicago Bears, be givin' a jolly farewell to his crew and scallywags after bein' tossed overboard in his third voyage. Aye, he be wishin’ fair winds and smoother seas, even as he walks the plank!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer this tale of Matt Eberflus, the first scallywag to be tossed overboard mid-season from the grand ship of the Chicago Bears! Aye, after a calamitous clash with the Detroit Lions on Thanksgiving Day, Eberflus found himself walkin' the plank of coaching! Just that mornin', he be thinkin’ he’d still be captaining the crew against the 49ers, but alas, the winds shifted and he was given his marching orders quicker than a cannonball flies!With a heart full of goodwill, the former captain thanked the Bears crew, from the McCaskey family to ol’ Ryan Poles, for the chance to steer the ship. Eberflus praised his brave lads, commendin' their grit in the face of adversity — a true band of brothers, he said! Even in defeat, they stood tall, representin' the Bears with naught but class!
So, with a record of 14 wins and 32 losses, this captain bids farewell, leavin' behind a crew still as passionate as a pair of rum-soaked pirates! Now, the Bears be lookin’ for a new captain to steer 'em through the stormy seas ahead. Fair winds to ye, Eberflus!