Arrr, Baker be laughin' at Tommy, as the Buccaneers sink the Giants like a ship after Jones be cast adrift!
2024-11-24
Arrr, matey! The Buccaneers be a fearsome crew, plunderin' the Giants' ship in their maiden voyage post-Daniel Jones! With young Tommy DeVito at the helm, they sailed smooth seas, leavin’ the Giants flounderin’ like a fish outta water. Avast, what a jolly good romp, it be!
Avast ye hearties! The winds of change be blowin’ fierce in the realm o’ the New York Giants, as they’ve gone and cast off ol’ Daniel Jones, the lad they once hailed as a fine pick from the 2019 Draft. Aye, he be now relegated to the bottom of the barrel, known as QB4, like a ship lost at sea!In his stead, the crew turned to Tommy DeVito, who got a hearty cheer from the landlubbers, but lo and behold! The Tampa Bay Buccaneers stormed in and sunk their ship with a mighty 30-7 thrashin’. Those scallywags scored quicker than a cannonball flies! With touchdowns from Sean Tucker, Bucky Irving, and the infamous Baker Mayfield, it was a sight to behold – Mayfield even tossed a cheeky Italian hand gesture, a tribute to DeVito, who be a local lad of fine Italian stock.
The Giants’ captain, John Mara, shed a tear for Jones, speakin’ of their mutual decision to part ways, wishin’ him fair winds and following seas. Alas! With a record of 24-44-1, the Giants now sail toward the rocky shores of the 2025 draft, lookin’ for a glimmer of hope amidst the stormy seas of a 2-9 season. Arrr! What a tale of woe on the high seas of the NFL!