Arrr, matey! Ron Capps' jolly funny car blew up 'n crashed, makin' quite the ruckus at the Arizona Nationals!
2025-03-23
Arrr! Captain Ron Capps, a fine hot rodder, danced with Davy Jones in a fearsome crash at the Arizona Nationals! With a wink and a swagger, he staggered away from the wreck, shiver me timbers, as if it were but a mere bump on the high seas!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o’ brave Ron Capps, a jolly soul piloting a funny car at the Arizona Nationals, who found himself in a right pickle on that fateful Sunday! With the swiftness o’ a cannonball, his vessel shot off the line, only fer the top to blow skyward like a ship’s mainsail in a tempest! Aye, he careened like a rogue sea serpent into the left guard wall! But fret not, fer our valiant driver emerged from the wreckage, unscathed and walking like a true buccaneer!The good folk o’ the NHRA, bless their hearts, swiftly checked him over with their trusty medical crew, sendin’ him off with naught but a tale to tell. Ron’s crew, ever the optimistic lot, proclaimed, “It be an unfortunate first round, yet we be thankful our matey walked away!” With safety gear as sturdy as a ship’s hull, Capps be ready to sail to Pomona, thanks to fine sponsors like the NAPA network and Toyota!
This brave seafarer boasts 75 victories in the thrills o’ funny car racing and has eyed many a final round. Though the winds be blowin’ against him this season, he stands tall in the ranks, ready to conquer once more! So raise a tankard, for Ron Capps, a true captain o’ the asphalt seas!