"Arrr, De’Vondre Campbell be lettin' loose on landlubbers after jumpin' ship mid-battle: ‘I be knowin' the truth, matey!’"
2025-02-22
Arrr, me hearties! De’Vondre Campbell be sendin’ a flurry o’ missives on the social seas after he took a powder mid-battle in the 49ers' grand skirmish! The scallywags be givin’ him a right bollockin’, but he be laughin’ all the way to the treasure! Avast, ye critics!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale of a swashbucklin’ linebacker by the name o’ De’Vondre Campbell. This scallywag ruffled feathers on the high seas o’ social media, lettin’ loose a torrent o’ curses ‘bout his choice to sit out a clash against the Los Angeles Rams. Aye, this decision earned him a three-game walkin’ the plank, or as they call it in the NFL, a suspension!Our buccaneer Campbell, who struck a deal with the San Francisco 49ers this past March, shared a snippet of a fiery coach, Keith Armstrong, from the show "Hard Knocks." He waxed poetic ‘bout the good old days when players weren’t treated like soft, pampered landlubbers. But alas, the winds changed when the fans reminded him of his infamous refusal to join the fray during a game, sparkin’ a furious reply from him!
“I be sick of this blasted backlash!” he bellowed, threatenin’ any matey from the 49ers who dared to cross him. He claimed he plays for the joy of it, not because he needs the doubloons. With a past as colorful as a parrot’s plumage, Campbell’s adventures continue to swirl around the NFL seas, bringin' laughter and chaos aplenty!