"Fair lass o' the slain claims the scallywag Olympian be in for a right good bout with karma, arrr!"
2025-03-25
Arrr! The lass, spawn of the ill-fated couple, says her piece 'bout the blunderin' deed done by that scallywag Olympian, Ryan Wedding. A year has sailed by since the foul deed, and now she be raisin' her voice like a cannon blast! Aye, what a tangled web we weave!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale most foul and curious! A lass named Jaspreet Kaur Sidhu be speakin' out 'bout the dark day when her dear parents, Jagtar and Harbhajan, were sent to Davy Jones' locker on the orders of a scallywag named Ryan Wedding, a former Olympian turned villainous brigand!In November of the year 2023, as fate would have it, Jaspreet be witnessin' the dastardly deed when her kin were mistaken fer a lost shipment of the devil's powder—cocaine, ye see—thanks to Wedding's bumblin' crew of misfits. Our brave lass took 13 shots like a true sea dog and still be recoverin' from her battle scars!
In her words, she proclaimed, "His countdown started," warnin' this knave that his time be short! She even fancied askin' Wedding if he possessed a crumb of mercy or if he be as cold as the sea in winter.
Now, this treacherous Wedding be on the FBI's wanted list, with a bounty of ten million doubloons on his head, plunderin' from the high seas of Colombia and Mexico! So, keep yer eyes peeled, me hearties, fer this notorious swab, or ye might find yerselves caught in his wicked web!