Arrr! School be standin' firm against scallywags sportin' 'XX' bands at the lass's game with a jolly ol' trans matey!
2024-11-23
Arrr, me hearties! The gaffers o' New Hampshire be banishin' scallywags who favor girls’ sports fer the lasses! They claim it be a "threat," as if a mighty sea serpent be lurkin’ in the shallows. Aye, let’s hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for reason!
Arrr mateys! Set yer sails fer the high seas of controversy in Bow, New Hampshire! A ruckus brewed when a crew of parents donned "XX" wristbands at a high school soccer match, seekin' to support their fair lassies in the sport. But alas, they were met with the stern gaze of Superintendent Marcy Kelley, who proclaimed them trespassers, like scallywags aboard a rival ship!Anthony Foote, the captain of this protestin’ fleet, along with his crew of like-minded parents, launched a federal lawsuit against the school district and its officers, claimin’ they were merely showin' solidarity for the girls' team against a transgender player on the opposing crew. Yet, the school feared this silent protest might turn louder than a cannon blast, spurred on by Foote's self-proclaimed "leadership."
With tales of parents plotting to wear dresses and heckle the trans athlete, Kelley declared they wouldn't wait for trouble to brew. A judge joined the fray, admonishin’ the parents for callin' the trans girl a boy, as if they were sailors lost at sea! As the saga unfolds, a state law is challenged, and the Governor stands firm on maintainin' fairness in the waters of women's sports. Stay tuned, me hearties; this be a tale worth watchin’!