Arrr, matey! Embiid be sayin', "Missed meetin's be naught but a tempest in a teapot, savvy?"
2024-11-21
Arrr, matey! The mighty Joel Embiid of the 76ers be sailin' the courts less than a scallywag on a lost ship! And now, his antics off the plank be under the spyglass, as the crew be watchin’ him closer than a treasure map! Har har!
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of the Philadelphia 76ers thought they struck gold when they brought aboard the likes of Paul George and young lad Jared McCain, but alas, their ship be takin’ on water! With a dismal record of 2-12, they be sittin’ on the bottom of the Eastern Conference like a barnacle on a ship’s hull.Our matey, Joel Embiid, be causin’ quite the ruckus lately, gettin’ himself suspended after a clash with a landlubber reporter. With only four games under his belt, he took umbrage at some juicy gossip leak about a team meeting following a defeat to the Miami Heat.
Rumor has it, our captain of the court be late for meetin’s, with guard Tyrese Maxey givin’ him a good tongue-lashin’. After yet another loss, Embiid admitted he might need to sharpen his skills, sayin', “I’m the reason for everything, so I guess I’ll take the blame.” Let’s hope the crew can find their sea legs soon, or they’ll be walkin’ the plank straight to Davy Jones’ locker!