Arrr! Trump be givin' cheers to the Chiefs, shoutin' "MAGA!" whilst makin' wild guesses 'bout the Bills, har har!
2025-01-27
Arrr, President Trump be raisin’ a toast to the Kansas City Chiefs fer sailin' to their third Super Bowl! He be spoutin' a wild forecast about those scallywag Bills, too! Aye, may the winds be ever in their favor, or they be swimmin’ with the fishes!
Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round, for the tale be one of high seas and hearty cheers! That scallywag, Captain Donald Trump, be joinin’ the raucous revelry after the Kansas City Chiefs hoisted their sails for a third straight AFC Championship victory, settin' course for the Super Bowl seas!He did post on the mystical scroll known as Truth Social, celebratin’ the grand crew of the Chiefs who voted for him with all their might! "Aye, congrats to the Kansas City Chiefs!" he bellowed. "What a grand crew, from the captain to the fans, who be supportin’ me (MAGA!) in record numbers!"
But don’t be thinkin' he forgot about the Buffalo Bills, who sailed right into defeat! With a wink, he said, "Kudos to the Bills for a fine season, they’ll be plunderin’ victories in the future!" Yet he stayed mum on the Eagles' conquest over the Commanders, perhaps due to past squabbles over White House invitations.
As the Chiefs and Eagles prepare for battle in New Orleans, the winds of fortune be blowin’ favorably for all involved, with Trump’s supporters sailin’ under the colors of both teams! Aye, it be a fine time to be a pirate and a football fan! Yarrr!