Avast ye! Transgender mateys be callin’ out the Trump crew fer banishin’ 'em from the fair lass leagues! Arrr!
2025-03-29
Avast, me hearties! Two brave lasses from New Hampshire be raisin' a ruckus 'gainst the scallywags in Trump’s crew, claimin' their fair chance in the lassies' sportin’ arena be unfairly plundered. Aye, they be takin’ to the courts like true buccaneers for justice! Arrr!
Ahoy mateys, gather ’round fer a tale of two spirited lasses, Parker and Iris, who be takin’ on the mighty galleon that be the Trump administration! These brave souls from New Hampshire be fightin’ to keep their rightful places on the fairer teams of sport, claimin’ they be equal to any scallywag on the field, despite the winds of law blowin’ against ‘em.With a lawsuit in hand and a fire in their bellies, they be challenging a law that says trans athletes can’t join the girls’ crew. After the old captain Trump signed an order to keep ‘em at bay, they added his name to their list of foes! Parker, who plays the game of soccer, be speakin’ of feelin’ as if the whole system be lookin’ to erase his very existence. Iris, a hopeful tennis and track star, quips that they be no vampires, just human, seekin’ the same sun as the rest of ye!
As the legal seas churn, a judge has granted Parker the right to play, but the battle rages on. With parents donning wristbands proclaimin’ “XX” to support their own daughters, a squabble brews, causin’ more legal storms on the horizon. Aye, the fight fer fairness be far from over, but these young buccaneers be holdin’ fast to their dreams!