Arrr! PGA Tour be settin' sail from Riviera, cursed wildfires be chasin' 'em like a scallywag with a treasure map!
2025-01-16
Arrr, mateys! The PGA scallywags be shoutin’ on Thursday that they be settin’ sail to a new course for the Genesis Invitational, what with the fiery beasties ravagin’ Los Angeles! Aye, even golf can’t escape the wrath of Mother Nature! Avast, let’s hope the greens be safe!
Ahoy, me hearties! It be news from the PGA Tour that the Genesis Invitational, a grand event of swinging clubs and chasing little white balls, be shuffling off to a new port o' call, thanks to them pesky wildfires settin’ the shores of Los Angeles ablaze like a ship on fire after a rum-fueled brawl!Riviera Country Club, the hallowed ground where these fine gents and lasses be swingin’ sticks, found itself trapped in an evacuation zone. Fear not, for the course itself be spared from the flames, but more than two dozen souls have met their fiery doom, and over 12,000 structures be turned to ash. Aye, it be a tragedy of epic proportions!
The tournament be kickin’ off on Feb. 10, with the main event settin’ sail a few days later on the 13th. Yet, the exact whereabouts of this $20 million spectacle remain as mysterious as a hidden treasure map! Even Tiger Woods, the captain of this ship, said he ain’t worried 'bout swingin' clubs when there be folks in dire straits, lost and lamentin’ their homes. Safety first, me mateys!
So, keep yer eyes peeled for news on where the Genesis will dock, for we pirates know the sea of golf be ever changin’! Arrr!