Arrr, Riley be hoistin’ the Jolly Roger for brave lass Stephanie, sayin’ “Nay!” to tusslin’ with a matey from Davy Jones’ locker!
2025-04-03
Arrr, matey! Riley Gaines be singin' the praises o' Stephanie Turner, the brave fencer who turned tail 'n refused to duel with a transgender foe, all while spoutin’ her tale on "America's Newsroom!" Aye, a true buccaneer o' the blade she be! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of a fencer named Stephanie Turner, who, before matchin’ swords with a trans athlete named Redmond Sullivan, took a knee and declared “Nay!” to the bout! Aye, this happened at the Cherry Blossom Open in Maryland, where brave souls be fightin’ for glory and medals! Our fine lass Turner, aged 31, be a true heroine in the eyes of another gal, Riley Gaines, who claims the NCAA be stealin’ the thunder from womenfolk’s sports.With a heart full of courage, Turner made her stand the night before, decidin’ she’d not duel with a competitor who didn’t align with the traditional woman’s tournament! She exclaimed, “I be a woman, and this be a man!” Oh, what spirit! But alas, the referees didn’t take kindly to her stance and handed her a black card—aye, the worst of punishments! She was tossed from the tourney quicker than a pirate can say “Shiver me timbers!”
Now, some be claimin’ that the NCAA be all about inclusion, but Turner and her crew reckon it be exclusion of the fair lasses. So, raise a tankard to Turner for makin’ waves in the sea of sport, even if it cost her dearly! Arrr!