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Arrr, matey! Vlad the Great be inked to a 14-year treasure pact with the Blue Jays, says the scallywags!

2025-04-07

Avast, me hearties! Rumor has it that young Vlad Guerrero Jr. and the scallywags of the Toronto Blue Jays be bound in a treasure pact worth a whopping 500 doubloons over 14 long years! Aye, that be more gold than a pirate's chest! Arrr, may the winds be ever in his favor!

Arrr, matey! Vlad the Great be inked to a 14-year treasure pact with the Blue Jays, says the scallywags!

Avast, me hearties! Hearken to the grand tale of the Toronto Blue Jays and their prized treasure, the swashbuckling slugger, Vladimir Guerrero Jr. Early Monday morn, they struck a mighty deal, a 14-year contract worth a staggering $500 million doubloons! Aye, the team be yet to announce this glorious pact, but the whispers be loud on the high seas of baseball!

Guerrero, a lad who be set to sail into free agency after the 2025 season, has chosen to stay true to the crew that first plucked him from the sea of amateur free agents in 2015. With this deal, he be holding the third-largest bounty in history, only eclipsed by the likes of Juan Soto and Shohei Ohtani, who be sailing on their own treasure ships!

Since landing in the big leagues, our valiant first baseman led the charge with 48 home runs in 2021 and has been an All-Star ever since. Yet, alas! His postseason adventures leave much to be desired, with a woeful average that be makin’ a sailor’s heart weep. With Guerrero shackled to the ship for years to come, the Blue Jays hope to chart a course back to the World Series, where they be last crowned champions back in '92 and '93. Aye, the journey be just beginning!

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