Arrr, Vientos be confessin' that Lindor and the crew gave him a right scoldin' fer his lazy antics! Unacceptable, matey!
2025-04-02
Arrr! Mark Vientos be confessin’ that Francisco Lindor, Carlos Mendoza, and Antoan Richardson gave him a right tongue-lashin’ fer saunterin’ like a landlubber instead o’ sprintin’ fer a ground ball, all while the Miami Marlins sent them to Davy Jones’ locker in defeat! Blimey!
Arrr mateys, gather ‘round fer a tale from the diamond seas of baseball! The illustrious crew of the New York Mets be demandin’ that every scallywag aboard give their all when they step upon the field. It be a lesson learned by Mark Vientos, the young landlubber manning the third base, who found himself in hot water after a lackadaisical jog to first during a match against the dastardly Marlins.During this fateful game, Vientos, thinkin’ he was on a leisurely stroll, spotted the enemy Graham Pauley fumblin’ the ball like a drunken sailor! But alas, the lad's late dash was too little, too late, and he found himself thrown out on what should've been a blunder. The captain of the ship, Manager Carlos Mendoza, along with the first mate Lindor and the coach Richardson, gave him a right scoldin’ for his lack of hustle.
Vientos, realizing he’d been as slow as a turtle with a peg leg, vowed to never again be caught coasting. With the winds of fortune blowin’ against him, he be sportin’ a mere two hits in 19 at-bats so far this season. So heed me words, ye swabs: give it yer all or prepare to walk the plank!