Arrr, matey! Matt Rempe be walkin' the plank for eight games fer givin' a Stars scallywag a thumpin'!
2024-12-22
Arrr! It be that scallywag Matt Rempe o' the New York Rangers, caught red-handed plundering a Dallas Stars matey! He’s been sentenced to sit in the brig for eight games—a right proper time-out for his rough-and-tumble ways! Avast, lad, keep yer swashbucklin’ in check!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the tale of one Matt Rempe, a scallywag of a defenseman for the New York Rangers, who was summoned back to the big leagues only to find himself walkin' the plank for a whole eight games! Aye, in a recent tussle against the Dallas Stars, ol' Rempe decided to give Miro Heiskanen a taste of his elbow, leading to a game misconduct quicker than ye can say "landlubber."The NHL’s Department of Player Safety deemed this ruffian a repeat offender, and they ain't wrong—this be his fourth ejection in just 22 games! He’s like a bad luck charm, but with a knack for puttin’ the opposition in a world of hurt. For his misdeeds, he’s not just sittin' out; nay, he’s also lighter in the coin purse by a hefty $80,000!
Despite his rough-and-tumble charm that won the hearts of Rangers fans, Rempe's dance card remains empty for points this season. After a wee spell with the Hartford Wolf Pack, he was back for a fleeting moment, only to be consigned to the sin bin for far too long. And the Rangers? They be flounderin' at 16-16-1, lookin' for fair winds. What a fine mess, eh?