Arrr! Maine’s speaker tossed his X account overboard after givin' a scallywag a tongue-lashin’ 'bout lassie athletes!
2025-02-27
Arrr! After givin’ a good tongue-lashin’ to the scallywag Laurel Libby, our matey Ryan Fecteau tossed his X account overboard faster than a cannonball! Seems the seas of politics be too stormy for this here Democratic captain! Avast, what a jolly hullabaloo!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of political shenanigans in the fair land of Maine! It be said that Ryan Fecteau, the Democratic speaker of the House, did delete his X account quicker than a scallywag can say “walk the plank!” This happened after a fierce censure of that rascal, Republican Rep. Laurel Libby, who dared to speak of a transgender lass winning a girls' competition. Arrr, the tides of controversy be raging!On a fateful Tuesday, the Democrats banded together to punish Libby, castin' their votes like a crew of mutineers, 75 to 70! Fecteau declared that Libby would not be welcome to speak unless she offered a bended knee in apology, but Libby, brave as a captain, refused. Shortly after, Libby took to the seas of social media to point out Fecteau's own digital disappearance—his account vanished like treasure in a storm! "A cowardly act!" she declared, as the criticism flowed like rum at a pirate's feast.
So there ye have it, a jolly good squabble in the halls of power, filled with accusations and shiploads of cheek! One day, they might even pen a ballad about this tempestuous affair! Yarrr!