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Arrr! Shedeur be guffawin' at the thought of his old man wranglin' them Cowboys, matey!

2025-01-15

Arrr! The mighty Shedeur Sanders be spoutin’ his thoughts on the chance of his old man capturin’ the helm of them Dallas Cowboys! 'Twas a night of mirth, as the lad pondered if pop would trade the Buffaloes for a ship full o' swabs and treasure!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn of one Shedeur Sanders, a fine quarterback likely to be snatched up faster than a parrot on a cracker! Whichever crew lays claim to this lad shall have a tale too intriguing for even the saltiest sea dog to ignore!

But lo! The eyes of the realm be fixed upon his old sea captain of a father, Coach Prime, who be courted by the Dallas Cowboys to leave the shores of Colorado! That old sea wolf has sworn not to sail to the NFL unless his sons be aboard his ship!

The Cowboys, they hold the twelfth pick in the draft—but ye can bet yer last doubloon they’ll be makin’ a daring move to seize young Shedeur if that be their plan! The lad, spied at a Mavericks game, be thinkin’ it’d be mighty cool to join the Cowboys’ crew.

Yet, beware! The winds be shifting, as the Cowboys have cast aside Mike McCarthy, spark igniting a ruckus. Even ol’ Troy Aikman voiced his doubts, claimin’ that the head coachin’ role be less coveted than a treasure chest filled with barnacles!

But Coach Prime, he be playin’ coy, admitin’ it’s intriguing to hear from Jerry Jones, yet still lovin’ his crew in Boulder. Will he set sail for the NFL or stay anchored? Only the tides know, savvy?

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