Arrr, Tom Brady be teamin' up with Gopuff to toss $250K o' fresh water at those scallywags in wildfire trouble!
2025-01-12
Arrr mateys! The famed cannon-armed Tom Brady be joinin' forces with Gopuff, givin' away a treasure chest o' $250,000 in fresh water to quench the thirst o’ landlubbers struck by the fiery blazes in Los Angeles! Aye, let’s raise a tankard to that jolly deed!
Ahoy mateys! In the sun-soaked sands of Southern California, where the flames be ravagin' the land, none other than the legendary sea dog of the NFL, Tom Brady, be steppin' up to lend a hand. This fine swashbuckler has struck a deal with Gopuff to deliver a treasure trove of fresh water, worth a whopping $250,000, to those poor souls caught in the fiery tempest!The gales of misfortune have left the waters of Los Angeles tainted, with the local water department warnin' that fire-related toxins be lurkin' in the tap. Fear not, for those who do order from Gopuff can scrawl "CAStrong" at checkout and receive their bounty of fresh, free water—up to ten gold doubloons worth!
Not only that, but Gopuff be offerin' a 30% discount on essentials like grub and batteries, and just last week, they donated another treasure of $150,000 worth of goods! The co-captain of Gopuff, Yakir Gola, declared his heart be with the folks affected by the inferno, givin' thanks to the brave souls fightin' the blaze.
While the flames rage on and the death toll rises, Governor Newsom grapples with budgetary storms, callin' upon the President to lend a hand. With spirits high and a heart full of hope, our Tom Brady be doin' his part to quell the fires and keep the ship steady on these treacherous waters!