“Ye be a scallywag, Jack Sawyer! Quinn Ewers whispered, ‘Good job!’ after ye scored, arrr!”
2025-01-11
Arrr, matey! Jack Sawyer and Quinn Ewers shared a bunk during the Texas gunslinger’s year in Columbus. Ewers be shoutin’ a message to Sawyer, the lad who be now a hero of the Buckeyes! A fine tale of comradeship on the high seas of college football, yarr!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round to hear the grand tale of one Jack Sawyer, who etched his name in the annals of Ohio State legend on a fateful Friday night! With the winds at his back, Sawyer made the most of a golden opportunity, snatching up a fumble from his former shipmate, Quinn Ewers, and sailing 82 yards to glory. The Buckeyes, those valiant scallywags, triumphed over the Texas Longhorns by a score of 28-14, securing a coveted spot in the national championship!But hold yer horses, for this be a tale of camaraderie as well! Once, Ewers and Sawyer shared a ship’s quarters, and on the field, Ewers couldn’t resist a cheeky chuckle, bellowing, "Screw you!" to his old mate post-fumble. 'Twas all in good fun, as Sawyer declared, "That’s me boy!"
The Longhorns, in their quest for glory, found themselves in dire straits, stuffed at the goal line and failing to regain their footing. With Ewers facing a stormy sea of turnovers, the tides turned against them. Now, the eighth-seeded Buckeyes prepare to clash with the seventh-seeded Notre Dame on January 20—who be the favorites by a fair bit! So hoist yer flags high and let’s see what fortune awaits on the morrow, ye landlubbers!