Arrr! James Franklin be takin' aim at Notre Dame, sayin', "All hands should sail in a conference, ye scallywags!"
2025-01-08
Arrr, afore settin' sail fer Notre Dame, Coach James Franklin be spoutin' that he be thinkin' it be a scallywag’s folly fer teams to sail solo! He reckon all should hoist their colors in a conference, lest they be adrift like a lost ship in the briny deep! Avast!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin a yarn 'bout a fierce duel on the gridiron 'twixt the crew of the Penn State Nittany Lions and the swashbucklin’ Notre Dame Fighting Irish, all in pursuit o' glory in the national title game. Coach James Franklin, a hearty captain, boldly declared that ever' last crew should find their place in a conference, casting a jibe at Notre Dame’s solitary path as an independent ship sailing the sea of college football.At a gathering o' minds, Coach Franklin eyed his counterpart Marcus Freeman and proclaimed, “It be high time all clubs join a conference, savvy? It’d bring order to this ruckus!” He lamented the differences in schedules that make the College Football Playoff as murky as a pirate’s grog.
As the Nittany Lions charted their course to the Big Ten championship, Franklin pondered how tough it be for the selection committee to judge the sea-faring teams when their voyages differ so greatly. Meanwhile, Freeman, proud of Notre Dame’s independent sails, was just content to let the winds take 'em where they may. Thus, the stage be set for a clash as they embark on the Capital One Orange Bowl, a true spectacle for all ye scallywags watchin’ from afar!