Arrr! Cooper Flagg be a brave lad, battlin' through a sore eye to claim victory over them scallywags from Florida State!
2025-03-02
Arrr, mateys! Young Cooper Flagg, a true buccaneer of the Duke Blue Devils, braved a fierce eye injury like a valiant sea dog, leadin' his crew to plunder the Florida State Seminoles on Saturday. Aye, he be a one-eyed wonder on the court, makin' 'em walk the plank!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the daring Duke Blue Devil, Cooper Flagg, who faced a scallywag's fate when a rogue poke to the eye tried to send 'im to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, this brave lad battled through the pain to lead his crew to a mighty 35-point triumph over the Florida State landlubbers, claimin' a grand victory of 100-65!Though the foul had him sittin' out fer a spell, our hero returned fiercer than a stormy sea, plunderin' 16 points in the second half. His trusty mate, Sion James, declared Flagg the toughest barnacle on the ship, sayin', "If he be alright, he be back!" And back he was, ready to set sail once more!
Duke’s captain, Coach Jon Scheyer, fretted like a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder, describin' the injury as naught but a bruised eyelid. Aye, such a sight could scare a sailor, yet Flagg showed grit fit fer a captain of the high seas. Despite his vision bein' a tad askew, the lad's future glimmers bright, bein' eyed as the top pick for the 2025 NBA treasure hunt!
With just two more battles on the horizon, our Blue Devils prepare to face Wake Forest and the rival North Carolina crew. Keep yer spyglass ready, for this be a tale of bravery and grit on the courts! Yarr!