Former bootin' matey from the NFL be ponderin' a voyage to Congress, savvy? Arrr, what a jolly spectacle!
2025-04-02
Arrr, matey! Jay Feely, that scallywag who booted balls fer six NFL crews, be ponderin’ a grand adventure in the Congress seas of Arizona! Blimey, a kickin’ pirate in politics? I can hear the rum flowin’ already!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale of a former gridiron swashbuckler, none other than Jay Feely, the kicker who once sailed with the Arizona Cardinals! This scallywag be ponderin' a new course upon the turbulent seas of politics, eyein' a seat in Congress, he be!Word from the shores of Arizona whispers that Feely be layin' the planks for a bid in the 5th Congressional District, especially now that the current captain of the ship, Rep. Andy Biggs, be settin' sail for the governor's quarters. With nearly half the voters bein' of the Republican ilk, Feely's chances be lookin' as bright as a treasure chest under the sun!