Arrr, George Pickens be channelin' Marshawn, sayin’, “I be here to avoid the scallywag's fine, matey!”
2024-11-29
Arrr, matey! George Pickens, the swashbucklin' wide receiver fer the Pittsburgh Steelers, be givin' the media a taste o' his cutlass tongue more than once! Just this Friday, he sent 'em runnin' like scallywags from a cannonball! A true pirate's spirit, aye!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of George Pickens, a scallywag of the Pittsburgh Steelers, who be showin' less interest in the media than a cat in a bath! The day after the feast o' Thanksgiving, he plopped himself in front of the reporters, and instead of givin' 'em the treasure of his thoughts, he parroted, “I’m just here so I won’t get fined!” like a parched sailor spoutin’ pirate lingo.When questioned ‘bout a ruckus at the end of a fierce battle with them pesky Browns, he still clung to his mantra. Blimey! This lad had the media in a frenzy, like sharks to blood, while he avoided givin' away any secrets. Aye, during the game, conditions turned as wild as a tempest, and Pickens blamed the snow for the Steelers' defeat, sayin’ the weather favored the enemy crew.
The lad’s antics ain’t new, mind ye, as he once strutted onto the field with eye black that’d make a sailor blush! When reminded of the league’s rules, he shrugged like a true rebel. Now the Steelers be settin’ sail for a clash with the Bengals, hopin' to claim the crown of the AFC North. Aye, this tale be far from over, so keep yer spyglass trained on the gridiron seas!