Arrr, Emmitt be scallywaggin’ on teams fer neglectin’ their landlubber backs, spinning tall tales 'gainst the fine position!
2025-02-08
Arrr, mateys! After them scallywag runnin’ backs be takin’ the league by storm in 2024, the grand ol’ Emmitt Smith, the top dog o’ rushin’, be hollerin’ for them swabs to use their landlubber backs proper-like! Let not the fine booty be wasted on land!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the legendary Emmitt Smith, the swiftest sea dog to ever roam the NFL seas, settin' sail with a record o' 18,355 yards over his grand 15-year voyage, mainly with the Dallas Cowboys. Aye, he be the king of rushin', claimin' titles like a true buccaneer, even whilst the winds of change be blowin’ towards the quarterbacks, makin' them the darlings of the league.Now, it seems these NFL scallywags have been treatin' the running backs like bottom feeders, focusin' instead on the arm-throwin’ fancy pants! Smith, he calls it underutilization, not devaluation, blastin' the offensive coordinators for this blunder. He points to the likes of Saquon Barkley, Derrick Henry, and Josh Jacobs, who’ve set sail on new ships in search of glory.
Let’s not forget the comical hypocrisy of coaches who lean on their running mates when the quarterbacks be flounderin’! Smith be yellin’ from the crow’s nest that if ye can run the ball like pirates in stormy seas, why not do so when yer captain be on deck? With a feast of chips and soda in the Super Bowl, Smith be livin’ like a king, remindin' us to raise our mugs and celebrate! Arrr!