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Arrr, Livvy Dunne dazzles like a treasure in LSU’s grand debut, with her matey Paul Skenes watchin’ like a parrot!

2025-01-04

Arrr, mateys! On a fine Friday night, the fair Livvy Dunne set sail on her quest to snatch the national crown twice, whilst her LSU swashbucklin' beau, Paul Skenes, be watchin' from the crow's nest! Aye, let the games begin!

Arrr, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of a starry couple who sailed back to Baton Rouge on a fateful Friday night, where one lass, the fair Livvy Dunne, embarked on a quest to claim glory once more, as a back-to-back national champion! Aye, she and her crew of the LSU gymnastics squad faced off against the hearty lads of Iowa State, and lo and behold, they emerged victorious with a score of 197.300 to 194.100!

Livvy, a seasoned sailor in her fifth year aboard this fine ship of gymnastics, dazzled the crowd, securing third place on the floor and fourth on the beam, with scores that would make Poseidon proud—9.875 and 9.825, if ye please! And what be this? Her dashing beau, Paul Skenes, fresh from his conquests as the National League Rookie of the Year, cast his gaze upon her from the stands, a sight fit for a captain!

Just days prior, the couple had roamed Bourbon Street, unaware of the dark clouds looming over New Orleans, where calamity struck, takin' 14 souls. But fear not, for our heroes continue to brave the seas of sport, with the likes of Olympian Aleah Finnegan leading the charge! So hoist the sails and let the laughter of the high seas ring true, for adventure awaits these daring souls! Arrr!

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