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Arrr! WNBA captain be takin' a jibe at Trump fer his salty barbs 'gainst the crew of trans athletes!

2025-04-01

Arrr, me hearties! Cheryl Reeve be takin' a jolly jab at Captain Trump and his crew fer their scallywag ways against the fine folks o' the transgender seas, all whilst the WNBA be revelin' in the grand Transgender Day of Visibility! Aye, ‘tis a raucous hullabaloo indeed!

Avast, ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of sport! The WNBA, a fine crew o' ballers, did hoist their flag in celebration of Transgender Day of Visibility, and their head captain, one Cheryl Reeve, took aim at the scallywag known as Donald Trump!

In her bold proclamation, she spoke of "executive and legislative attacks" on the good folk of the transgender world, declaring, "Ye be seen and loved!" Aye, she donned a shirt proclaiming "Protect trans kids," as her crew rallied 'round the cause. Yet, not all were pleased, as some landlubbers championin' Title IX clamored to keep the seas of women’s sports free from biological males.

Four years prior, in a missive penned in Sports Illustrated, Captain Reeve proclaimed that welcoming all women, including trans women, be the true treasure for the sport. She declared, "Transgender exclusion be a foul wind that pits us against one another!" The sea of politics be turbulent, especially after Trump’s order to keep men from women’s sports.

Though no players have yet swapped sides in the WNBA, this tale be a reminder that even in the stormy seas of sport, the spirit of inclusion be the true North Star! Yarrr!

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