The Booty Report

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Arrr, Chad 'Ochocinco' be sayin’ he soaked his achin’ ankles in mateys' piddle for shipshape health! Har har!

2024-11-23

Ahoy, mateys! Chad Johnson be spillin' the beans on his magical elixir for keepin' fit on the gridiron fer 11 long years! He soaked his peg legs in the golden nectar of his shipmates! Arrr, who knew a good splash o' pee be the secret to livin' long?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the infamous Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson, a sea-farin' wide receiver who sailed the NFL seas for a glorious eleven years! This scallywag missed but ten matches in his grand voyage and be spillin' the beans on his odd remedies for stayin' shipshape.

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