Arrr! Deon Perry be a scallywag, sinkin' a 70-foot cannonball to best them Marist lubbers! Aye, what a tale!
2025-02-07
Arrr, mateys! On a fine Thursday eve, the gallant Deon Perry of the Fairfield Stags unleashed a cannonball of a shot from 70 feet, claiming victory against the scallywags of Marist, 59 to 56, at the grand Leo D. Mahoney Arena! Aye, what a swashbucklin' feat!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of one Deon Perry, a guard o' Fairfield, who be callin' game from the very parking lot! Aye, on a fateful night at Leo D. Mahoney Arena, the score be tied at 56 with naught but 1.1 seconds in the second half. The Stags, in dire need of a miracle, be huddlin' beneath their own hoop.With the tension thicker than grog on a pirate ship, Michael Rogan be inbounding the ball, lookin' fer a hero. Enter Perry, crashin' like a cannonball to receive the pass. He spun round, took but one dribble, and flung a prayer from a whopping 70 feet away! The ball sailed through the air and—lo and behold!—hit nothin' but net!
Chaos erupted as Perry's mates and fans stormed the court like a band of merry marauders! The lad was hoisted high, while refs blew their whistles like they were catchin' a rogue wave. With this swashbucklin' finish, Fairfield claimed victory, 59-56, leavin' poor Marist to nurse their wounds. Aye, the game be a wild ride of 11 ties and 10 lead changes, but Perry be the hero of the night, blessin' the Stags with his 19 points!