Arrr! That scallywag from the gridiron be spillin' secrets o' dodgin' the poison tests like a true swashbuckler!
2025-03-06
Arrr, me hearties! Former gridiron swashbuckler Adam "Pacman" Jones be spillin' the beans to Captain Deion on his Tubi treasure show, claimin' he ne'er be usin' his own golden nectar fer them drug tests whilst plunderin’ in the league! A scallywag of the highest order, I say!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round for a tale of the infamous Adam "Pacman" Jones, who be spillin' the beans on how he outsmarted the NFL’s drug tests whilst swashbucklin' with the Cincinnati Bengals and other teams. Aye, in a recent parley on Deion Sanders’ show, he confessed to bein' a clever scallywag who “cheated” the league’s program, boastin’ that his method was “really good.”With a wink and a grin, he proclaimed, “I’ve never used me p--- for a p--- test. Not once, I tell ye!” But the crafty Captain Sanders be doubtin’ such a ruse, claimin’ that they watch ye like hawks as ye pull yer member out! Jones attempted to unveil the secrets of his mischievous ways, but alas, he was cut off faster than a ship's sail in a storm.
Now, Jones be a former first-round pick who sailed the seas of the NFL from 2005 to 2018, missin' a couple seasons due to his own tempestuous ways. Back in those days, the league had a strict no-marijuana policy, but wise men like Champ Bailey sayin' players knew when to lay low, navigatin’ the treacherous waters of drug tests like true buccaneers. So, as the tides of time shift, let it be known: even in the realm of football, there be no treasure greater than the wisdom to navigate the stormy seas of rules and regulations!