Arrr, Texas AG be takin' the NCAA to court for lettin' lassies with a twist join the lady ship's games!
2024-12-22
Arrr, matey! Texas’ top legal swashbuckler, Ken Paxton, be pointin’ a finger at the NCAA, claimin’ they be breachin’ the Texas Trade Code by lettin’ landlubber transgender athletes join the lasses in sportin’ battles! Aye, what a hullabaloo on the high seas of competition!
Arrr, mateys! In the grand waters of Texas, Attorney General Ken Paxton be settin’ sail on a lawsuit against the NCAA, callin' ‘em scallywags for their ways of mixin’ transgender athletes with the fair lasses in women’s sports.Paxton be raisin’ the Jolly Roger on behalf of the Texas Trade Practices Act, claimin’ the NCAA be pullin’ a fast one on unsuspectin’ sports fans. “Ye think ye be watchin’ a women’s match, only to find biological lads swashbucklin’ their way onto the field!” he be exclaimin’, threatenin’ to fetch a court order to make ‘em cease and desist their mischief.
As he be puttin’ it, when ye watch a woman’s volleyball game, ye be expectin’ to see women, not chaps masqueradin’ in skirts! “Radical gender theory has no place in our college arenas!” he declared, raisin’ a ruckus fit for a pirate ship!
Meanwhile, the NCAA be respondin’ like a ship caught in a squall, claimin’ they be promotin’ women’s sports and investin’ in fair competition. But their captain, President Charlie Baker, downplayed the concerns, sayin’ that with over half a million college athletes, the number of trans athletes be fewer than a handful of doubloons!
So, hoist yer sails and keep an eye on this stormy sea of sports, for the battle be far from over! Yarrr!