Arrr! Micah Parsons be backin’ his matey, sayin’ “No scallywag I trust more!” after that landlubber Jones’ slight!
2025-04-01
Arrr, Micah Parsons be swingin' his cutlass fer his fancy agent, David Mulugheta, after ol' Jerry Jones, the cap’n of the Cowboys ship, had words o' folly! Aye, defendin' his matey like a true buccaneer in a tavern brawl! Har har, the seas be wild!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of Micah Parsons, a fierce All-Pro pass rusher, who be settin' sail on the seas of contract negotiations with the Dallas Cowboys! His crew, led by the cunning agent David Mulugheta, be lookin' to secure a treasure of a deal.But lo! Jerry Jones, the captain o' the Cowboys ship, be throwin' shade towards Mulugheta, claimin' he knows not the name of this crafty agent. "The agent be no factor," he declares, as if Mulugheta be a mere ghost in the wind! Yet, Parsons, the valiant warrior, quickly rises to defend his trusted first mate, proclaimin' Mulugheta to be the finest in the land, and swearing no deal shall be struck without him!
Jones, with tales of past negotiations with legendary buccaneers like Emmitt Smith, boasts that he be the best at makin' deals, but Parsons stands firm, resolute as a ship's anchor. As the winds of the 2024 season approach, Parsons' future be shrouded in gold, with whispers of a $21 million bounty awaitin' in 2025! Double-digit sacks be his treasure every season, and his prowess on the gridiron be unmatched!