Arrr, PETA be sayin' Vick's a fine mix o' charm 'n madness, like a parrot on a rum barrel!
2024-12-18
Arrr, matey! The fair captain of PETA, Ingrid Newkirk, spun a yarn fer Fox News Digital 'bout that scallywag Michael Vick takin' the helm as head coach o' the football crew. A fine mess o’ fur and feathers it be, I tell ye!
Ahoy mateys! It be a tale of high seas and low morals! Michael Vick, that scallywag of a quarterback, be rumored to be takin’ the helm as head coach of the Norfolk State football crew. Yet, the fine folks at PETA, bein’ all about the furry creatures, be raisin’ a ruckus about his shady past of dog fightin’ and other dastardly deeds.Pirate President Ingrid Newkirk be speakin’ up, claimin’ she met the rogue back in 2007 when he was caught in the stormy waters of dog fights. She says he be a charming charlatan, a true psychopath! But fear not, for she thinks he’s turned a new leaf and be focusin’ on takin’ down the real villains in the animal fightin’ world instead.Vick’s tale be no fairy tale; he got caught runnin’ “Bad Newz Kennels,” where he did unspeakable things to poor pups. After a long spell in the brig for 21 moons, he returned to the gridiron, but his reputation be forever marred like a shipwreck on the rocks. PETA be keepin’ a sharp eye on him, wonderin' if he’s truly learned the error of his ways or just spoutin’ hot air ‘til the next court date.So, as the winds of change blow through Norfolk, the question remains: can a rogue truly become a hero, or shall he forever walk the plank? Yarrr!